Fur Play
From Voice of the Proletariat
Doctrine of Fur Play
"FUR PULAY" IZ VOLUNTARY DOCTRINE DAT CERTAIN MEMBERS OV TEH COMMUNITY HAS AGRED 2 ABIDE BY. IT ESPOUSEZ TEH NOSHUNS OV SERIOUS BUSINESS, PONIEZ AN UNCLOGGD INTERWEB TUBEZ.
Fur Play
On this day, I hereby choose to bN until I am in a committed message board relationship. Knowing this is the best choice for my health, my emotions and my spirituality, I voluntarily choose to not tard out completely more than once a week. Once I am a member of bN, I will remain true to my site. Placing aside whatever past I may have, I make this commitment to bN, to setting high standards for my life, and to not completely tarding out all the time.
I, the undersigned, hereby pledge:
That I will not post ponies unless no one else is posting anything worthwhile, because I have the integrity to put my desire for honest, up front, and in depth commentary before my unnatural affection for ponies. If there is such occasion that no other commentary of merit is taking place, GAME ON.
That I will not resort to whining about what the site should be as opposed to making use of what it is. The latter leads to the former. The ladder leads to the farmer.
That I will separate the argument from the person, the person from the post, the wheat from the chaff, and the men from the sheep. Unless you post anonymously, in which case we'll all get butthurt that you didnt use your bN name, and flame you repeatedly.
That I will avoid actually believing the 'Internet. Serious Business' image macros.
By doing these things, I help to make BanniNation a furrier, moar epic lulz, and funnier place.
Definitions: for the purposes of this pledge, "Pony" shall mean "Larger than a bread box but smaller than a Buick" and "Serious Business" shall mean "Pledging idiotic shit, just because I can."
