Grahams

From Voice of the Proletariat

Is awesome!

Is the creator!

Can warp time!

Is ridiculously good-looking!

Knows the meaning of life, the universe, and everything!

Can alter the tides simply by approaching the ocean!

Can create a taco so hot that only he can eat it!

He hates Scots! And he's Scottish! ...And he hates irony!

Was born on September 11th 1981. The massive chronal shockwave 2 decades later is what actually caused the collapse of the twin towers, not plane impact.

Is always Time magazines first choice for man of the year, but due to the massive deforestation required to print the predicted amount of copies to satisfy demand, graciously turns it down every year.

Is the only reason Cthulhu has yet to destroy us all.

One time, grahams and I were at a motivational seminar as a requirement for the job we were working at together. The motivational speaker was all about actualizing reality and making your dreams come true, and told us to close our eyes for a minute and imagine our perfect world. As grahams did so, I kept mine opened, and watched the motivational speaker disappear only to be replaced by three hot waitresses, while the hotel room turned into a bar. After a minute, he opened his eyes, and looked around. I asked him what happened to the Motivational Speaker? He said "whats a motivational speaker"? And that's why I invited him to arbitrate my divorce.

Proud member of the Nancy Pelosi Fan Club on Myspace!

Is Smaharg backwards.

Should really use for the wiki logo.

Once saved a basket of kittens from the tracks of an on rushing freight train!