Jin Verde For President

From Voice of the Proletariat

Force Party Presidential Ticket

Force Party USA

We recognize that all living things in the universe are interconnected by the living Force and that maintaining a healthy society requires balance in the Force.

Administration

Jin Verde - President (Jedi Master)
Nathan Brazil - Vice President (Sith Lord)
- Vice President's Staff
  - Zabadu - Minion
  - Kate Beckinsale - Very Personal Assistant to the Vice President
Anaxibios - Secretary of State (Jedi Master)
Mimir the Odd - Secretary of Commerce (somewhat ex-Pirate & Corellian representative)
Heresy of Truth - Secretary of Health and Sex
Intentionally Left Blank - Secretary of Energy (Jedi Master)
Swinging Johnson - Secretary of Elvis
Tarrant84/Selective Disclosure - Attorney General
Ystros - Secretary of Taggotry and Homeland Defense (He sees you!)
Illuminaughty - Secretary of Education
Wepsi - Director of the CIA (affiliation and location unknown)
- Ratfucker - Deputy Director of the CIA (in charge of special ops)
Ophelia Apostrophe S Snorkel - Force Party Secretary (Force Witch & Dathomir representative)
Chippey - Secretary of Pie
Snooge - Secretary of Vice and the FCC (Sith Lord)
Snoops - Secretaries touch my penis
Waste301 - Secretary of the Interior
Cranky Bastard - Secretary of KABOOM (Kicking All Bastards Off Our Motherland) and blowing shit up good
Strayling - Secretary of the Air Force, reporting to the Sec. of Defense
Grahams - Wizard behind the Curtain
Total Security - Head of SOCOM and Lord Bearpelt (Mandalorian representative & sometime bounty hunter)
Sockpuppet - Chief of Naval Operations, reports all traps to the Sec. of Defense
Little Hands of Concrete - Secretary of Misinformation (White House Press Secretary)
FlashLV - Sergeant at Arms
Hornwrecker - Secretary of Propaganda, Using Firearms, and Consuming Alcohol, Tobacco, and other Substances
Mutilato - Director of Religious Affairs
Faethe - Director of Faith Based Initiatives (don't let her find your lack of faith disturbing)
Funklordtoejam - Secretary of Ass Kickings
The Bon Scott - Secretary of Treasury
Lincoln - A Clown Like No Other

Inaugural Party Platform

If we win, we promise our inauguration party will be open to the public and held on the front lawn of the White House - no fancy dress balls for us.

Some potential highlights:

A big bonfire of all copies of the Patriot Act on the front lawn of the White House.
The slaughter of several bulls while calling on the forefathers and foremothers of our country to help us govern wisely. Meat will be BBQ'd for non-vegetarian attendees. BBQ tofu for vegetarians.
A ceremonial rite involving sangomas, voodoo queens, curendeiros/as, Greenlandic angakoq, shamans, etc. from all over the world calling for peace and common sense and wisdom.
The Secretary of Commerce in tight pants.
The Secretary of Elvis singing the national anthem and various other danceable tunes.
The Secretary of State distributing free beer to the crowd from his pimpmobile.
A ceremony revealing newly installed solar panels on the White House roof, and new pimpmobiles for the administrative cabinet. The vehicles are all alternative energy powered.
The Vice President will be screwing Interns in the Oral Orifice (oh yeah!).