From Voice of the Proletariat

You've been in banniNation for too long, when...

• You do a double take when you see the word "disembowel"
• You automatically add "un" in front of "trustworthy"
• You automatically look for a "post anonymously" checkbox everywhere else
• Hairy palms
• Sticky ceiling
• You know how to pronounce "R*GG*D!"
• Use of the phrase "rage poop" occurs in daily conversation.
• Are scared of clowns, yet celebrate clown rape.
• You expect to see penis pictures in your Playboy.
• Your ass grows a tap root into your chair.
• You tried to upvote some of the comments on this wiki page.
• You want to tag conversations in real life
• The marquee on the corner with the missing letters doesn't bother you anymore, so long as the consonants are all there
• You take special notice of the word 'cabal'
• you snicker when someone mentions cable
• you try to use the word Cthulhu in a conference call
• You curse at people in real life when they don't tell you their name before speaking to you
• whenever you read a comment on a web page, you look for the cool tag to vote it up
• You wanna hit the cool button when somebody says something funny
• Elchip has an erotic novel
• you know what BIE and WIE mean, and can show examples
• you can spot alts by how they were written
• you know what alts are
• you want to tag conversations in real life.
• you want to vote down morons.
• you press F5 after having finished reading an ordinary webpage.
• someone says something, and you suddenly wish to become anonymous to utter an Uncle Pete-ism.
• you've read two political threads.
• Your non-bNer spouse views a thread, clicks on your profile, sees your post count, and gets pissed off.
• you defend either side in a PC vs Mac thread.
• you can't see bacon without thinking of tits
• you can't see tits without thinking of bacon