User:Abbynormal
From Voice of the Proletariat
I found this while driving home one day. The driver looked like a child molester...
Abby is a grumpy old lady who wants you Goddamn kids to get off her lawn. Some would call her strong willed and outspoken, others would say she's a bitch.
She lives in an arcade with the worlds most spoiled cat. She's a vegetarian who hates peta. She likes pinball, knitting, kung fu movies and muscle cars.