User:Chainblue
From Voice of the Proletariat
ChainBlue is some dork that live in the backwoods of Mississippi. He grew up in a small Alabama town so isolated that one would have to drive about a half hour to even see a traffic light. Growing up in such a shelter place was good, but left him a bit unworldly early on. He didn't quite fit in there as he had little interest in crappie fishing, deer hunting, getting drunk in the high school parking lot, gay-bashing, or sexual encounters that involved an old zip-lock bag as protection. As is often the case with such places, popular culture and local culture were many years separated. This is demonstrated most visually but the super-cool mega-mullet he sported when he started college, ensuring that he would not get laid until many months (an overdue haircut) came to pass. He spent many hours tearing around North Alabama backroads in a 1964 1/2 Mustang with heavily modified racing engine yet 4 wheel drum brake and only an ancient lap belt for protection.
He is now a Chemical Engineer by degree. ChainBlue met MrsChainBlue while in college. They spawned a mini-chainblue. The whole ordeal almost killed both the Mrs and mini. It sucked mightily. All is well now and they live happily with a small yellow dog and are doing the clichéd American Dream thing.
ChainBlue worked in places where things were constantly trying to explode him, set him on fire, or poison his through inhalation, adsorption, ingestion, or injection. Much to the peace of mind of MrsChainBlue, he now works in a much safer type of job, but misses doing cool things.
ChainBlue now anonymously annoys people on the internet so that he doesn't offend the gianormous stick-in-its-ass mega corp he works for, likes to eat and sleep, and occasionally builds things like trebuchets, fire pits, Tesla coils, brick side walks and patios, forts for the mini-chainblue, works on the family vehicles, mods computers, thinks about doing steampunk mods to everything he owns, while trying to pay his bills, keep his job and avoid any type of bullshit drama.
