User:Fuckyou
From Voice of the Proletariat
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[edit] When fuckyou doesn't like a poster
I don't know who you are, submitter, but I hope you die.
I hope you die in a horrible manner. Someday, perhaps, you'll be walking down the sidewalk when a biker hits you. As he gets up, you get back up and go to push him into the street. However, he takes off and you fall off the curb and get your head almost plowed in by a garbage truck. You'll be taken to the hospital for serious injuries and head trauma and be in a coma for several weeks. Your family and friends, though few, will visit you dutifully. You'll be able to see them and hear them, but not respond. It pains you so. This will go on for over a month, and their visits will be less frequent. You live for the words "You have a visitor, Mr. Submitter." And one day when the nurse says that, I will come in. You won't know me, but it doesn't matter. I'll sit down by your bed and leave you with a few words. And I will pull your plug and walk out.
The same goes for all you polesmokers who voted this up.
[edit] Praise for fuckyou's writing
supergrover
Dang. I have yet to be flayed and lain prostrate upon the rocks waiting for the eagle that is fyou's verbal sword to dine upon my liver.
I thought that post might have prompted it.
\I am unworthy.
heresyoftruth
I was going to express the same sentiment, but I don't think I could capture the passion to which you explained it.
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