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[edit] Jolterheadedness
- George Washington owned a hound named Sweetlips.
- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
- Crayola is French for "oily chalk".
- There are more than 200 crabs living in my house.
- In 1943, the Philadelphia Eagles and the Pittsburgh Steelers merged to form the Steagles.
- Ron Jeremy has a master's degree in special education.
- Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
- Fuck this baba ghanoush.
- The average gestation period for a yak is 257 days.
- I have been to 47 states, including dementia.
- Q-tips were originally sold under the name "Baby Gays".
- In our solar system, there is only one planet not named after a god.
- Gilligan's first name was Willy.
- A group of rabbits is called a herd.
- Shinyokohama, Japan is home to a museum/theme park devoted to ramen noodles.
- I am responsible for this.
[edit] Spool
Blender + iPhone + iRaq - Republicans = furbomb.
Iowa Hispanics + Jewish Lutherans = omg ponies
Trolls + Billy Graham jizz = cookieponyllamacritter epic battle
[edit] Braille for the Illiterate
If a picture is worth a thousand words, thousands of words should be worth at least a few pictures. Much like the smelly drooling guy who hangs out at the bus stop, the #bannination channel is a constant source of words...some of which even make sense. The idea here is simple enough...log the channel, find the more frequently used terms, and give a visual representation of those terms.
Due to the filthy nature of both the internets and #bannination, some of the images returned will be naughty. Actually, some will be downright crimes against nature. That's just sorta the nature of the gig. I don't manually parse any of these, the frequency of the words, and a random sampling of the google image results for that word determine what images are shown. So....needless to say if you are at work, or have overly delicate sensibilities, do not click the links below.
[edit] Cleek
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[edit] Flipbook
- I bargained for salvation and they gave me a lethal dose
- Hell, take 10
- The eagle picks my eye, the worm he licks my bone
- Action speaks louder than words and I'm a man with great experience
- Hurry, get on, now it's coming
- Here's what I came up with
- Drown myself in sorrow as I look at what you've done
- I never will forget that day, little town of Tupelo, Mississippi
- I hate every inch of you.
- You've got to pick up every inch
- Papa's Roach
- Can you help me occupy my brain?
- Here is a strange and bitter crop.
- A whole lotta bills and my money's spent
- Saint Peter's soundtrack
- Shindig!
- Like my back ain't got no bone
- Start by admitting from cradle to tomb isn't that long a stay.
- One's name was Jane, the other was plain
- You feel all right when you hear that music ring
- Words would go here if I had any
- A leaf of all colors plays a golden string fiddle...I wish I was a headlight, on a north bound train
- What's goin' on?
- And now that it's over, all I can do is wish you well
