User:Jerk
From Voice of the Proletariat
Every week jerk browses the naked men thread, then posts a reply telling everyone how much he isn't interested in naked men. Riiight.
Jerk works mall security in San Antonio, Texas, and deludes himself into thinking he is a cop.
He has written scripts to deface people's wiki pages. In the past he has engaged in wholesale deletion of pages, replacing them with one-line insults.
If you're interested in why Jerk is such an asshole, read the How evil are you? thread.
Jerk may also be a Machiavellian Chessmaster Only he can really know for sure.
Jerk drives a riced-up Honda Accord. Or did, until he rear-ended someone and wrecked it.
He's a pot smoker. Which wouldn't be a big deal, except he criticizes others for it.
The epic tag cloud from that thread:
13 seconds, 3 inch pipe, absent of caring, acab, amc pacer, anal, anal ass wounds, anal wounds, asian driver, ass, at fault, attention whore, automotive buttsecks, bad cop no donut, bad jerk driver, bastard said it, be an hero, beating a dead horse, beating a dead ricer, bitch, boy who cried bumper, bucket of fail, bullshit, butthurt, buttsore, care factor zero, clown car, cocksucker, cry baby, cry me a river, cunt, dchnzzl, deserved collision, deserved fate, doing it wrong, dont give a shit, down low, dramacide, dramatic jerk, driving school, drunk driving, dui, dui boy, dumbass jerk, dwi, epic fail, epic lulz, epic tags, erotic pelvic thrust, error submitting tag, every letter, fail, fail at drifting, fail from behind, fail rage, fail to care, faith based driving, flaming jerk, flaming jerk testes, free for all, fried rice, from behind, fuck, god fail, goes to 11, gullible jerk, ha ha, he drives a car, hey watch this, honda accordian, icy hot stunna, insufficient care, it wasnt a pinto, its his fault, jerk, jerk driving, jerk fail, jerk from behind, jerk has a girl car, jerk is a jerk, jerk is at fault, jerk on patrol, jerk the disfigured, jerk the liar, jerk the small, jerk the tranny, jerk won the prize, jerks making it up, just a fucking car, karma is a bitch, learn2drive, liar, loads of fail, lol tags, look ma no brains, look ma no hands, lots of tags, low life scum jerk, lowrider, lulz, mallodrama, manbabies, melodramallama, motherfucker, nads, negative care, no handed driving, not at a mall, nothing at all, nsfw, one handed driving, ouch my pacemaker, pants on fire, participation trophy, penis, penis compensators, pigs cant drive, plastic trophy, pork and rice, pretzels are bread, pussy, rage fail, rage poop, rear ender, rear ends are gay, rear ends are ghey, redneck trophy, rent a cop, rice boy, ricer car, road choad, road fail, road rage poop, road tool, road troll, rodentdiddler, roll cage, save the cheerleader, save the donut, save the engine, save the pedo, save the tag cloud, save the tranny, save the world, save uncle pete, shenanigans, shit, stickers go vroom, stinking bishop, suck it lib, tag, tag bukkake, tag cloud bedlam, tag lulz, tag orgasm, tag orgy, tagasm, taggasm, tagged, tagjaculate, tagjaculate bukkake, tags up the ass, tagspam, telling porky pies, testicles, the middle pedal, there is no god, tokyo drift, total jerk, transsexual jerk, troll cage, troll rage, vehicular dramacide, we care why, we dont care, whine, who cares, who gives a fuck, wikihitlers car, wikishitter car, you fail
The wisdom of jerk
"condoms dont protect against STDs. you know that right?" - 5015266
