User:Mtman900
From Voice of the Proletariat
MtMan900 is a 25 year old LIB IN CHAT from New Jersey. He spends most of his time with his girlfriend (SHENANIGANS) in Philadelphia. When he isn't trolling Teabaggers in real life, he's busy fragging quick1 in CoD4 or engaging in agreeable sexual congress.
For a while MtMan900 was a white knight until he realized that Post Tits or GTFO works more often. By which I mean 0 >= 0. Soon after that, sometime around last Thursday, he fell in love with your mom while he was engaging her in a fifty seven way. Since then, he has done as much as he could to infuse her(?) into every headline and conversation on bN. If you're ever curious which mom MtMan900's referring to, he always is referring to yours.
Following are the only known pictures of this mystery of a man while not mounting your mom: