User:Sarmydoc
From Voice of the Proletariat
Well, I disappeared for six weeks and came back to find all these spiffy new features. Guess I'd better do something about it. For now though, here's a copy/paste of the biographies other people have submitted for me, the bastards.
It's "SARMY" not "SMARMY".
Has a totally whoopass frontpage : crap ratio. Ruthian, in fact. Biographer: supergrover on 2007-05-31 11:49:17
Sarmydoc was a wild man on a mission. He peered through the greenery and fell back on his haunches. What have we here? Is that....no...not that place filled with freaks and wastrels? Not in my vagoo, buddy. No way! Biographer: faethe on 2007-06-02 21:37:19
sarmydoc lives in a box under my living room couch. It's warm and cozy there, just how he likes it. Every night he demands cocoa served to him by Turkish midgets, but I turn the hose on him instead. Biographer: wrestlegirl on 2007-06-02 21:38:29
IT'S SARMY, NOT SMARMY! Biographer: fuckyou on 2007-06-07 14:45:36
I like to argue with this guy.
It's too bad we have mostly political flamewars, since this guy is a good level-headed combatant in religious flamewars. Trolls-in-training, pay attention to this guy!
Biographer: fuckyou
Ask him the story behind his username. It's a typo, he meant "smarmydoc". Biographer: a ring brings jism
Your GF is cute. You, however, look like a madman with a Price Club sack of Doritos and a cheap bottle Beaujolais. Its very classy, but I would hold off on that call to GQ. Biographer: kb7rky on 2007-11-17 20:38:07
Otherwise...I'm engaged to psychobabble, and a 2nd year medical student at a school near Chicago that you've probably never heard of. I wish I was back in Virginia. Oh, and the actual origin of my username - I'm in medical school (doc) on a scholarship from the Army, and in college I worked extensively with a wilderness search and rescue team (SAR). SAR+Army+Doc = SARmydoc
If you want to fight with me, start bashing Catholics or the Pope. But you have to do it when I'm around, 'cause I'm too lazy/ADD to actually read all the way through a thread longer than 50 or 60 comments if I arrive late.
Pictures have been removed for the time being, since all three of them were no longer showing up. I'll re-add soon.
