From Voice of the Proletariat

Project "Give Grahams' Liver a Day at the Spa"

AKA "An open invitation to Put Up or Shut Up"

Problem:

FMB seems to have become seriously divorced from reality, and spends a good chunk of her time obsessing about me, making random attacks on the forum whenever possible, and generally being an asshole, which would be fine except that, in good Borderline Personality fashion, she has apparently decided that _I_ am the obsessed one, constantly posting alt headlines and anonymous attacks about her, and has apparently decided to defame me as such at every [opportunity]. Well, sorry, I actually take pride in my reputation, and have integrity, so this is a no-go.

Solution:

Let's subject these accusations to objective reality. Now, we need to do this in a fashion that doesn't create unrecompensed work for anyone else, so there needs to be a penalty that rewards the person who actually has to verify this crap. So, here's the proposal - grahams (or his designated agent) will post a link of the last year's worth of alt headlines, anonymous posts, and alt posts for each of us, then compare to the following claims. For each claim, the most recent offender will send him a bottle of glenmorangie 18 (or equivalent beverage of choice of the independent validator). On to the claims:

• Most recent person between us to have attacked the other via alt headline
• Most recent person between us to have attacked FMB via alt headline
• Most recent person between us to have attacked the other via anonymous post
• Most recent person between us to have attacked FMB via anonymous post
• Most recent person between us to have attacked the other via alt post
• Most recent person between us to have attacked FMB via alt post

This here is a win-win proposal - FMB has an unprecedented opportunity to have her accusations validated by an independent party, and grahams gets 6 bottles of premium scotch (or equivalent $540 worth of booze of his choice). What's not to love?

This offer is standing, and may be accepted at any time. Note, until accepted this offer is subject to upward revision of the value of the prize booze if grahams (or his designated agent) thinks that the pay is too low for the work necessary to provide this validation.

--Sloth 03:54, 8 September 2011 (PDT)

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