User:Supergrover

From Voice of the Proletariat

Portfolio

(Figure 1. One of my more famous portfolio poses)

Personal Information

As a long standing member of Sesame Street I was known as Supergrover initially due to my hardcore approache to Rock-n-Roll, Sex, and Drugs. I was well known for pounding down handfuls of Shock-A-Lots and a can of Jolt. This is why I was so hyper.

My "Near, Far" scene wasn't really a sketch. It was me hopped up and running with a full-burst of energy back and forth. I fainted from exhaustion at the end and that was when I knew I had to get clean. It only made it to video because that fucking Herry Monster taped it and edited it into an episode of the show. I put Herry through the wringer and he's no longer hanging on the 'Street.

(Figure 2. Herry Monster) (Figure 3. A scene from the famous "Near, Far" sketch.)

As I said, the nickname Supergrover wasn't anything about a character, it was a personality flaw. Sesame Stree decided to make a character out of the nickname because of an incident I had with Prairie Dawn. That hot, little, minx. Man, that Muppet was all over my blue-jock constantly! We used to bang furries like there was no tomorrow with strings all twisted up, though we didn't have a relationship that contained emotion... just physical.

Here is a picture of P.Dawn and Margaret Cho, you know that unfunny comedienne.

(Figure 4. P.Dawn and Cho)
Right after this show, we had a major threesome. Around the set Margaret became known as "Margie Choke", she really couldn't handle the "Muppet of Steel".

Prairie Dawn came to me one day and told me "Grover, I love you." I slapped her right in front of a tabloid writer and photographer. Fortunately for me, Sesame Street paid for the cover up, but the real Supergrover was showing his personality... I was an abuser and now a domestic violencer. It had to stop without getting out... so Supergrover came to be.

Now I'm famous for a cover up of my reign of terror behind the scenes and in the alleys of Sesame Street.

I am, Supergrover!