User:Swami-on-rye
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DOB: May 15, 1970
SocSec: 078-05-1120
Address: Toronto Dominion Center Toronto, Ontario M5K 1A1
Nah... not really
P'shop courtesy of ginnungagap42
Some personal favorites
The 'no sheep' / Swami's Strep Throat Thread
The 'Chocolate Rain' Photoshop Tay Zaday Thread
The Gore Daughter Sex Fantasy Thread
Swami quotes submitted as bios
"Personally, I need to see what a woman's gynecologist sees to be aroused. Tits just don't do it."
Biographer: vin diesel on 2007-07-11 02:08:04
"Likes MILF redheads, Frequently posts Photoshopped macros (but never lolcats), Won $3 in the Powerball lottery, Kubuntu user"
Biographer: joaquin on 2007-05-26 10:54:45
Here's why you should never piss off swami-on-rye:
"Funny story. After an ex and I broke up, she sent me my toothbrush in the mail a week or so later. (She had a flair for the dramatic). Anyway, the day I got it in the mail, I called a friend up, asked her to bring her 5 year old, and when they got there, I handed the 5 year old the toothbrush and said "can you show Uncle Swami how you brush your teeth? You can? Good girl!"
About a week later my ex would admit to having cleaned the toilet with it. That was a really nice feeling... no, fuck YOU."
Biographer: gahbrone on 2007-07-11 13:07:47
"Her idea of romance is flowers, candles, soft music, massage oil. My idea of romance is 69 followed by reverse cowgirl. We laugh at each other's ideas -- hers are cliche, mine are thousands of miles away from what might be called 'typical' -- but we both indulge each other.
--Stop reading if your ideas are more of the 'white bread' variety--
NSFW addendum example of one of the most romantic things she ever did for me, and what makes me post this anon: I bought her a Diva cup and she wore it during her period. One day we came home (this was planned), stripped, I lay down on the bathroom floor, she hovered over me, and popped out the cup, neatly pouring all of the warm blood into my mouth. I didn't swallow (blood will upset your stomach) but afterward, spat, performed prolonged oral on her, then fucked her mercilessly. That was easily one of the most romantic things she ever did. She doesn't wear the cup due to inconvenience now, but it still makes me a little tenderhearted thinking about it."
Biographer: vin diesel on 2007-06-24 11:06:12
Leave these behind at TOS
Being obtuse and pretending not to understand someone when you really do isn't clever here.
A misspelled word does not invalidate someone's argument here.
An opinion is an interpretation of fact. If you haven't got facts behind what you're saying, then you have a feeling. Feelings don't really pass as valid arguments here.
Just because the Apollo Moon Landing is in the Wikipedia, it doesn't mean that it never happened. Citing the Wikipedia does not completely and totally nullify someone's argument here.
Don't make some fatuous claim and tell people that you don't want to "do research" for them because you're "too busy." When we ask for the source for something, more likely than not, we already know a source, and it doesn't say what you claim it does.
Politics is not team sports here. If you act like a cheerleader even when your team is committing felonies and wiping its ass with the Constitution, it doesn't pass as a valid point of view to be respected here.
