User:Token

From Voice of the Proletariat

I'm 34 years old. Born Feb 28, 1973. I am a Pisces. I hate all people. No one is safe. I'm a gay bashing queer with an oral fixation. I'm 6'1 220lbs. I've got two holes in my dick and one in each nipple. I own my own business and I set my own hours. I am socially liberal except when it comes to pillow biting nancies regardless of their 'reasons'. I'm fiscally conservative but would support spending my tax money to help people who are truly in need and cannot make it on their own. Health care, day care, education. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, respectively.

I welcome all opinions and reserve the right to call anyone a fucktard that I feel deserves it. I am not bashful, nor have I any shame for the things I've done. I take full responsibility for my actions and need no reason to explain them. I request others to do the same, and will help by pointing out when they have failed.

All in all, I don't like any of you. Get off my lawn, dammit!

Weed only makes the jimminess worse.

I only pee in the shower. Or in the kitchen sink. But I am a gentleman so I take the dishes out first.

Nothing reminds me of my first time like a chick crying.