User:Twitch osx

From Voice of the Proletariat

A man of many vagina's but a heart that only belongs to one.

Twitch is fond of Melissa Thereiu, a French news reporter he once saw topless. Upon seeing her delectable boobs he decided to go on a rampage collecting endless images of her.

Fond of: - Video games - Tits and Vagoo - Photoshops - SelectiveDisclosure

Not fond of: - Work - Politics - People bitching at him

May or may not be fuctionally retarded. [1] Just one example. Twitch is a nice guy, eh overlooks things and doesn't like reading so much.

Once upon a time, twitch met a lovely young lass who lived next door to him. She was stupid and 18, so naturally Twitch decided to hit it and quit it...

Or so he thought.

Amanda Joanne Thompson was her name, and after a few months of hot sweaty sex, she decided Our good Twitch was simply not enough. She had to bang a 14 year old.

Now that she is out, she has participated in a series of camwhoring videos showing her tits and vagoo at Twitch's behest.

And then they got married, and lived happily everafter in a trailer park.

~FIN~