User:Wepsi

From Voice of the Proletariat

The original Finn in banniNation. Her website can be found here.

Elected Grand PooBah of bN [1]. Her party platform: " Organise a party of course. Free booze, weed, food, hot tubs... and clows, of course. And male and female strippers."

Director of National Intelligence on the banniNation government. Basically she knows everything about everything. You there, take your hand out of your pants.

Wepsi likes T&A pics. She does like hard core porn, if she can decide when to watch it herself. She also likes sex.

[edit] People who want to meet wepsi

• notsuebhoney
• Kesshi
• SwingingJohnson
• Uncle Pete
• Cranky bastard
• nobody important according to jerk

[Original bio extension courtesy of 0verlord]

[Photoshops by Ratfucker]

You don't want to start a fight with me.

So wepsi looked me in the eye and said "I like my headlines hard, real hard." I threw her back between the lines and started gently massaging her modifiers. My consonant began to swell. I stripped off her relative clause on moved down slowly and began to lustily conjugate her diphthong. "SUPERLATIVE!" she screamed. By now my vowels were throbbing and my consonant jutted forth, a direct object seeking interjection. The mood was tense as I found her case and sunk deep and hard into her compound subject. She was periphrastic as she raked her clause across my back predicating an exclamation as we reached our penult.

Finally we let out a collective shudder, our assimilation complete.

She sighed contentedly as my consonant softened.

Her headline was complete.
Thanks finkmota