User:Willywanka
From Voice of the Proletariat
The good and noble willywanka was sired by a couple of limeys who settled in Northern NJ. This resulted in a very odd accent that afflicted the boy throughout his childhood. But he got over it.
He has traveled extensively, held 4 majors in college and several varied jobs since entering the work force, and excels to some degree in a number of fields. Some would say that this makes him well-rounded and wise. Some would be wrong: he's a flake that has never been able to commit to a single interest, occupation or even location for longer than a few years. But some will get over it.
Willy came across the fair land of BanniNation via the site henceforward referred to as "TOS". After holding out for some time that TOS would gain a second wind and return to its previous addictive glory, willy eventually resigned himself to the fact that the end was nigh, and decided to switch his ever-so-valued affiliations. Kind of like deciding that crack is unhealthy and instead deciding to switch to meth. He's not quite sure if he'll ever truly get over it.
- He is a pathological liar with a 14" penis
- He is not Kaiser Soze. Honest.
- He has been commended for his impersonation of Chris Farley's famous "Matt Foley: Motivational Speaker" character, often destroying furniture and injuring himself in the process.
- He once stage managed a play where the leading lady turned out to be impersonating the relative of a celebrity, one of the principles was arrested in a high-profile escort sting, and the playwright/producer is now serving 18 to life for kidnapping and rape. Who says theatre is boring?
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